Friday, October 18, 2019

Words From An Instructiphobe



When assembling a table or chair from Ikea
The instructions may give you the following idea,
"I'd be better off figuring this out myself.
But what are these parts and what's with this shelf?"
Then it's assembled without the dumb guide
And you look the job over with satisfied pride.
Then you say, "Hold on a sec, where do I use
all of these leftover bolts, nuts, and screws?"


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