When travelling from Worcester to Woonsocket,
you don't need to ride a great moon rocket.
You need only wheels. More precisely,
a car or a truck would do nicely.
To tour the sublime Blackstone Valley,
you don't need to join a road rally.
A single car; that's what I'm thinkin’
will get you from Mendon to Lincoln.
A journey to Glocester from Leicester —
by jet plane? — O surely you jest, sir.
You need not be wise or omniscient,
to see that a car is sufficient.
Would you steer a speed boat down river
from Uxbridge, intent to deliver
yourself to the town of Pawtucket?
I say go by car, or else truck it.
