The Bard Of Minikin
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
A Lothario From Ontario
There once was a man from Ontario
Who wanted to be a Lothario,
But his problems were such
That he couldn't rise much
With regards to his ol' ding-dong-derry-o.
Some Shoveling Advice
When shoveling in snow cold and brisk
Beware of the dangers and risk.
Remember this please:
"Keep back straight, bend the knees"
Or you'll find that you've slipped a disc.
Peter Patter (The Security Man)
A security man (though a fair sort)
Used to pat people down at the airport
Till the day he got slapped
'Cause he misjudged and tapped
Where the skin is less tan and the hair short.
Dusty Cowboy
After hitting the trail
where I rode hill and dale,
I retire to the tub
to get a good scrub.
What method’s a must
to wash off this dust?
The cleansing solution
is in this ablution.
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