The following rap "song" was written in the wake of the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics:
To all the disapprovers
Who tried to diss Vancouver’s
Olympic Winter games
Go hang your heads in shame.
‘Cause it’s a winning story
A source of golden glory
For those grand Canadians
And some Scandinavians.
Some countries did not play well.
They didn't stink but did smell.
Their athletes often shone, though,
Their athletes often shone, though,
Like diamonds in the hoar snow.
In four years I'll be waitin'
To watch more figure skatin'
And then the time will be ripe
To write more of this rap tripe.
And then the time will be ripe
To write more of this rap tripe.